Jack Chick + anything = comedy gold

"Bruce Vilanch"

 

LOL

 

(scroll to "2006-04-13 01:25:33 PM")

 

You leave your car, I'll leave my heart, To strive with techno culture

This traffic simulation is pretty neat, but I couldn't find the buttons for "stained mattress in the left lane", "stripped Civic on the shoulder", or "zombie crossing".

 

[Thx: GeekPress]

Google Calendar

It's everything I hoped for.

 

(except PDA syncing...)

 

[Thx: Ars Technica]

Google search term referrals

"donkey humping a guy"*

"elephant humping"

"elephant humping donkey"

"illegal pete's calorie"

"donkey humping"

"same f*cking difference"

"bizarre love triangle up person" (from Japan)

"donkey humping photo"

"cyst on the brain" (from Australia)

"VW electricals" (from Hungary)

"dremel stopped working"

"battery recalibration"

"vw golf remove fan controls"

 

*Internets, I love you.

Le Voyage Dans La Lune

We are totally going to break the moon.

 

"As part of the plan to put robot explorers -- and, later, people -- on the moon, NASA will crash a spacecraft into the lunar surface in 2008. The explosion should be visible from Earth. "

 

This is going to freak out some dude who didn't hear about it*.

 

 

 

 

 

 

* Yes, I know you will probably need a telescope to see the plume.

Yo ho ho

The Oak Island Money Pit was on "Bones" the other week (maybe last week, the DVR has stolen my ability to know when shows are on).

Waitaminute, why is he nailed to a nopal cactus?

"Archeologists have discovered a huge 1,500-year-old pre-Hispanic pyramid in a working class district of Mexico City after digging into a hill used every year to depict the crucifixion of Christ. "

 

They should have been suspicious when the annual Passion Play included a Last Supper of corn beer and human heart.

 

[Thx: Digg]